Mike-ism

Me: Today in public speaking I had to introduce someone else. 

Mike: Who did you introduce?

Me: His name was Jason. He was from San Diego and now he lives in Provo. 

Mike: Why is he taking a class up at the BYU SLC center?

Me: I don't know. I didn't ask. That didn't interest me. 

Conversation continues. 

Me: He really likes dogs and hates cats. He had a dog but it died a year ago. 

Mike: How did it die?

Me: I don't know, I didn't ask. 

Mike: You don't ask enough questions. You know what job you would not be good at?

Me: A phone representative?

Mike: No. A detective. Oh Chief, I didn't ask that, I didn't want to seem intrusive. 

Haha! What a funny guy.